Stadium Prints

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Football Stadium

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'