Stadium Prints

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Football supporters.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Football Stadium

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

Pull my finger.

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.