Stadium Worker Pillows

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'We should have called weeks ago.'

Stereotypical vendor.

Church for sports worshipers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Football supporters.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Football player has head instead of ball.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Is there anybody there?"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Football Stadium

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"