Stadium Wall Crawler Pillows

Spying on the football

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Pet Cemetery.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Pirates at the mall.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

City centre pub.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Happy hour.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

'The Bells! The Bells!'

"Everything in a can's thirty-one."

The Weary Landlord public house.

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Honey, I quit my job to go shopping everyday!"

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"