Stadium Wall Crawler Pillows

Spying on the football

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Pirates at the mall.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

City centre pub.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Happy hour.

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Honey, I quit my job to go shopping everyday!"

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

The Weary Landlord public house.

Mitch McConnell

"Everything in a can's thirty-one."