Stadium Spirit T-Shirts

"I'm a foul weather fan."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Skate or die."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

George Best

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Edinson Cavani

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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Little League Umbrellas

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Christmas pine

One-upmanship.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

Capture the Flag

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

Javelin