Stadium Spirit T-Shirts

"I'm a foul weather fan."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Skate or die."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Edinson Cavani

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

One-upmanship.

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Christmas pine

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Little League Umbrellas

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

Capture the Flag

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

Javelin

Football Drinks