Stadium Critic Pillows

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Red State Football

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Footballer playing for time

Wall Street steals kids' candy on Halloween.

"But is it art?"

NEW FALL LINEUP

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Doping

'Isn't that your stockbroker?'

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

"It is a tossup between the devil you don't know and the devil you don't wan to know."

Novak Djokovic

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa