St. Andrew's Day Gifts

Out of kilter.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Och lye the news'

William Wallace.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

National Everything Awareness Day

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Best Before 5th Pint.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Busy office.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"