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Accordion Duet

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Music downloads

Toothbrush Romance

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Planet of the Ants

Cowpunk

The Invention of Bagpipes

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Gramophone Headphone

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Music Piracy

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

An obstacle course for musicians,

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Don't say anything!'