Squeak Stopper Prints

"These door hinges squeak."

Woman crying with happiness.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

Mic Drop

"There's that squeak again."

Squeaker Trophies

Mic drop

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

'That's not the sort of request I meant, Madam, and anyway it's physically impossible!'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

Maynard inadvertently goes phishing.

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

Locker room: the scent.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"And now, our motivational squeaker."