Squeak Enthusiast Prints

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"Tong!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"These door hinges squeak."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

"There's that squeak again."

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

Squeaker Trophies

Parts of a Bagpipe

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

Snail Shoes

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

Dead ducks

Welcome to Pasadena. Little old ladies in sneakers are not allowed.