Squeak Specialist Gifts

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"These door hinges squeak."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"There's that squeak again."

Parts of a Bagpipe

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Sonic MOO

'Not being able to blink used to be a problem.'

Dance Classes: Watch Your Step

Boss: 'It'd be really easy for me to play the blame game at this point...'

"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

I frame all yours, JB.

'Ask not for whom the squeaky bone squeaks...'

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

'We've lost your father. He'll be in there for hours.'

Golfer sees desert crawler in sand trap.