Square Peg Explorer T-Shirts

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Build a Raft

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Are we there yet?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"The hyenas started it."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surf Casting

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.