Square Dancing T-Shirts

'Not only do I have two left feet, I have three.'

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

'The club wants to know if we would like to go square dancing tonight?'

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

Cowgirl

Square Dancing

"What do you think makes it so adult?"

Demure lady with gloves

Mardi Gras

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I could have danced all night!

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Cimafunk

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Omara Portuondo

Leslie Caron.

Turn, turn and turn.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Dancing Doctor

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Michael Jackson.