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"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

E=MC2 Dance.

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

A little bird told me...

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Children's Party

Push for Disco...

'Baby's first two-step.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fun (circa 1955)

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Moulin Rouge Security

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Love Birds love dancing together

Dance.

Music Hall Dancers

Modern Kids.

Zumba

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

A Cow Striptease

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Danth battle?

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"