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'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

What price beauty?

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

'Do you smell something burning?'

Dadonomics

Let's talk about the weather.

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Why are you here?

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

E=MC2 Dance.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

'Not only do I have two left feet, I have three.'

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

D*mn it.

What do you do...I don't know why I'm asking, I don't give a toss...

"Just admit you were wrong. I'll select the things you were wrong about."

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

Square Dancing

Sue meets another Winner

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."