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'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

What price beauty?

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

'Do you smell something burning?'

Dadonomics

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Why are you here?

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Let's talk about the weather.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

'Not only do I have two left feet, I have three.'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Just admit you were wrong. I'll select the things you were wrong about."

Square Dancing

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

Sue meets another Winner

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

What do you do...I don't know why I'm asking, I don't give a toss...

D*mn it.

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

Small talk vortex