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'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

A spy peering round the corner.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Two men converse secretively

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"