Sprinter In Spirit Gifts

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

Running

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Centaur Sprinter

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Seasonal shopping.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Second to Nun

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Linford Christie

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Spinout!'

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

"That's very deep house."

Runner with a kick-starter.

Runners have a pay toll.

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'I've hit the wall.'