Sprinter In Spirit T-Shirts

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

Running

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Centaur Sprinter

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Seasonal shopping.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Second to Nun

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Spinout!'

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"That's very deep house."

Runner with a kick-starter.

Runners have a pay toll.

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'I've hit the wall.'