Spring Reunion Gifts

'Gee, what's it been, Gary? Six months?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Butterflies

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Cat Reunion

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Raining

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Christmas Hugs

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'So what have you been up to?'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Did you miss me?

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

The Reaper's Arms

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."