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"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"There's more inside."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Fumes from furniture

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Spring Cleaning

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Floor Cleaner

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Spring Cleaning

'This closet needs digitized.'

Decluttering. . .

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'