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"...Cherie - have we been to..."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"It's your mother!"

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

'That's a coincidence -- your wife was in yesterday, saying you're out to get HER.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Installing the garden pond

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

Flight Information

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

Rock Climber Wedding

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'