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"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Dairy Devil

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Rodeos

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Houdini.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.