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"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

End the Winter Blues

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Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Log Ride

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Dairy Devil

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Rodeos

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Houdini.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

"In case your chute fails to deploy, just bounce."

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."