Spotlight Operator Pillows

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'I'm a star!'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'