Spot The Difference Lover T-Shirts

Michael Douglas. . . the game.

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Friday night was always sext night.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Modern Charm

"We met at the library..."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Happy New Year!

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

Dalmatian Tattoos

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.

5-hour relationship drug.

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

I love badminton.

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

We welcome your urine

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Ballskeeper

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A band falls through a hole in the bandstand.

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

"Look...it's the Perez twins."