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"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Football Fans

Table tennis.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'He'd fall over backwards to help anybody.'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Self-sacrifice to aid others

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

Frogman catches a fly with his tongue.

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

When Tia Carmen says... "Happiness is when I see other people happy" it means...she prepared a plate for the homeless man down at the corner.

'He's a nice boy - It's a shame how some people take advantage!'

Things get heated at the outing.

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

Swing by won't you?

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

Do you need a hand?

Every Volunteer is Importan...

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"

'Whether we find my contact lens or not, I want to thank you all anyway, for becoming involved.'

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."