Sporty Kid T-Shirts

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Football Fans

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Exercising

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"It's a mobile."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Table tennis.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

A boy with a football

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Futsal

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

Daddy's Hook

Rugby Player

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Ping Pong