Sporty Kid Mugs

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Football Fans

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Exercising

"It's a mobile."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Table tennis.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Futsal

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

Daddy's Hook

Rugby Player

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'