Sports Video Superstar Prints

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"That explains all the cavities."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Staycation Photos

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

The Marie Kondo landfill

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Sit ups.

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

Football today

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

'How long until we get funding for the new gym?'