Video Starlet Prints

The Marie Kondo landfill

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"That explains all the cavities."

Viggo Mortensen

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

John Cleese.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Ellen Page

Jennifer Aniston

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Alicia Vikander

Sofia Vergara

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Leonardo DiCaprio

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Margaret Rutherford.

'So, did I get the job?'

Kim Novak caricature

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

'Is somebody here implying that I was not really sick?' (Best Actor award on his desk.)

Heather Graham

Amber Laura Heard

MIla Kunis

'Why can't you look more like, Christopher Lee?'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"I remember when he was the same age as me."

Virtual Magic Tricks

George Clooney

Mathew Maconaughy

Emma Thompson

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.