Sports Underdog Gifts

The trauma of losing.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Stop the big guy!

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Published but unread poet.

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'Determined little guy.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Balloons vs. Rockets