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"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

The MBA Draft

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Alternative fielding positions

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Target your customer.

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Game changing

Business Target

"I love fast break business success."

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."