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"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

'OK George, you call!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

The MBA Draft

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Alternative fielding positions

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Target your customer.

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

The Other Cooperstown

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Business Target

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'