Sports Spectating Mugs

"Auxiliary warning track"

Will the gentleman wearing the hat please stop crunching his crisps

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"I'm a foul weather fan."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Church for sports worshipers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Vendor selling testosterone.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Beer Order

'John is watching the game under protest.'