Sports Scribe Mugs

RX baseball hat

Men working sign at golf hole

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Novak Djokovic

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

No Baseball

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Football Crazy strip six

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Olympic Climate

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Will that be coach?'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

Game time.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'