Sports Scribe Mugs

RX baseball hat

Men working sign at golf hole

Golfing Boss

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

No Baseball

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Football Crazy strip six

Olympic Climate

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Will that be coach?'

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Game time.