Sports Journalist Mugs

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

'Congratulations on smashing the marathon world record! What would you say was the secret to your success?'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'Aw, come on ref - that was a dive...!'

Wayne Rooney gets a tattoo.

High jumper with performance-enhancing drugs.

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'You dropped this!'

Coronavirus and the Olympics

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

New bribery allegations in cricket.

'What will it take for you to win...?' 'A nine iron to Tiger Woods' other knee...'

Steve Bruce being interviewed

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

Off-air comments.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'What makes you think Sepp Blatter is a great football defender?!'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Sports drug cheat.

Do Not Feed the Ballplayers Steroids...

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'I am not now, nor have I in the past ever knowingly taken any steroids.'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Doping in sports

Novak Djokovic's Ball Boys

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Footballer About to Take a Penalty With Camera Crew In Front of Goal.

Football merchandise - Replica bungs

Strike, Strike, Strike, You're Out.

"Will it all collapse like you and I predicted the world economy would collapse?"