Sports Journalists Mugs

Liberty Leading The Steeplechase

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Bull's eye for Russian doping

The Boys of Roids

The True Achievers.

Sports Interviews are Stupid

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

If nobody had invented graphics

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

I think you're ace

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Perils of the double play.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The Other Cooperstown

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

No Baseball

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"