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Novak Djokovic's Ball Boys

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'At least, this referee must be impartial, right?'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Safety First Cricket

"It's about time we had professional referees"

'...and that's a lovely ball played into space by the midfielder!'

Humpty Dumpty The Football Player.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

The Hockey World

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

The Leafs win the Cup!

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Where's my horse?'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'