Sports Retirees Mugs

Kick off your search for a sports retiree with mugs that humorously or sentimentally honor their athletic journey and new life chapter, making every morning a winning start.

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'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again' mockup

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

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'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.' mockup

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

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'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?' mockup

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

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Gary turns 40.

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Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard. mockup

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.' mockup

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

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'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?' mockup

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

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'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.' mockup

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

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Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

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Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In... mockup

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

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'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.' mockup

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

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"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?" mockup

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

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Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him? mockup

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

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"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

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