Senior Athletes Mugs

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Gary turns 40.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Senior PGA Moment.

Pensioner's Romance

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"You've still got it Joao."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"