Sports Program Manager Mugs

Major college athletics programs

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Snooker Golf.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Saving a Heart

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

The Other Cooperstown

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'