Sport Manager Mugs

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Input From The Front Office

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

IOC and human rights.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Professional football.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."