Sports Manager Mugs

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"The client looks bored, Leventhal - take off your shirt and run around the infield."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

"We lost!"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"I take it they didn't care for any of your ideas."

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

'No Game Plan. Please help'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

"I'd like you to excel."

Athletes' Income

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my wife!"

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

Athletic Department 'IN' and 'OUT' trays

'I think your strike call was great, but my manager disagrees.'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

Spring Training

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Gentlemen... I have the answer!"

'... Shoes, helmets, shoulder-pads, jock-straps, socks... I'll tell you what. A coach can't ask much more of his players. They left it all on the field today.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'What makes you think Sepp Blatter is a great football defender?!'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"My wallet fell on my foot..."

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract." (Colour)