Sports Photographer Pillows

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

No Baseball

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Get out of my face!"

Novak Djokovic

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Football Crazy strip six

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

The One That Got Away

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.