News Photographer Pillows

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

Press Freedom

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Candid Camera store.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Fall on a desert island

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Sistine Selfie

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.