News Photographer Prints

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Press Freedom

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Man Reading Laptop.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Sistine Selfie

Fall on a desert island

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

2020 Swiss barmy knife

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

All the apps hidden within a phone