Sports Mythology Enthusiast Gifts

"Civil Society 1, Anarchy 0....whew...we'll see how they do in the February playoffs."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

High-gravity baseball

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'