Sports Marketing Enthusiast Mugs

'You're still on the same football team, Zbradowski, but you've been traded to a different beer company.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

The MBA Draft

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Gary turns 40.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A day at the transgenic races

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Saving a Heart

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