Sports Governance Pillows

'We, Fifa, are the first to recognize the annexation of the Crimea.'

FIFA scandal

FIFA Scandal

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Good boy."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

The president's men

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

The MBA Draft

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Perils of the double play.

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

Under new blame.

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."