Sports Gossip Enthusiast Prints

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

No Baseball

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

The Washington Arbitrators

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Football Boomerang.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

Winter Olympics

The Breakfast of Cheaters

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Throwing the syringe.