Sports Fun-lover Pillows

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Mixed Doubles.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

350 Feet.

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'