Sports Fanboy Pillows

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

350 Feet.

Spring Training

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ball as water-melon.